Succes på Valentins dag – 14 videnskabeligt beviste scoretips:-)

Need to woo a partner in time for Valentine’s? Follow these simple, evidence-based instructions for boosting your irresistibility .

When asking a lady for a dance or for her number, your chances will be improved by lightly touching her on the arm. Try not to do it in a creepy way.

Use mimicry, bodily and verbal. Use mimicry, bodily and verbal (see what I did there?)

If you’re male, try to make yourself looktaller and vice versa for women.

– When flirting with a man, use direct, no-nonsense chat up lines rather than the subtle or witty approach. Men are very easily confused you know.

– When wooing a woman, use chat-up lines that demonstrate your helpfulness, generosity, athleticism, ‘culture’ and wealth. Don’t bother with jokes, empty compliments and sexual references. This ought to do it – ‘Hey gorgeous, sorry I’m late: the opera over-ran, then I had to race to my neighbour’s to help carry her piano upstairs – the one I bought her as a moving-in present’.

– Try not to come across as too desperate. Don’t, whatever you do, admit to reading this blog post.

– If you’re a really handsome man, don’t show off your wealth too much – women might just conclude that you’re likely to be unfaithful in the future. And anyway Mr Clooney, I’m sure you don’t need these tips.

– You hunky smile magnet! Here’s a good one for heterosexual men: get friends of the opposite sex to smile at you. Women apparently find a man’s face more attractive after it’s been smiled at by a woman.

– If you’re a larger woman, keep your chosen man hungry and he’s more likely to find you attractive.

– Don’t flirt and drive! Remember gentleman, interacting with a lady can impair your cognitive faculties.

– Wear red. If nothing else, your little scarlet number will match your blushing cheeks as you smile with bashful pride at the compliment your date (hopefully) just paid you.

– Desperate situations require desperate measures. If, despite all your romantic efforts, your date remains decidedly unfrisky, you could try reminding them of death. Warning: This could backfire.

Finally, here’s a Time magazine article on flirting, just to get you in the mood.

Happy Valentine’s day for Monday! (Apologies for male, heterosexual bias.)

Image credit: Clandestini

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